oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

FAITH RESTORED

So my mom accidentally left her cellphone in a taxi. I kept calling, my dad kept calling, and I sent a text to the phone regarding where to bring the phone if ever some kind-hearted person picks it up. No one would answer the phone though, so we kinda gave up hope that it would ever be returned.

About six hours later, my phone starts ringing, and oh look! It’s my mother’s number, with the taxi driver asking about the phone owner! :D My mom and I had already been talking about how people rarely return lost cellphones, so the call was very much a surprise.

A good way to end the day, I think.